The Serene Soviet Republic of Caenadia is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The democratic, devout population of 4.648 billion Caenadians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Viacheslavagrod. The average income tax rate is 24.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Caenadian economy, worth 186 trillion The Caenadian Rurels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,105 The Caenadian Rurels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation, the national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid, and a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Caenadia's national animal is the the Wild bore, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Caenadia is ranked 157,900^th in the world and 20^th in Saint Helene for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,326.48 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.