The Constitutional Monarchy of 5 kingdoms of Britannia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Edward VII with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.149 billion Britannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London Proper. The average income tax rate is 4.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 931 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 224,431 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

A small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding 5 kingdoms of Britannia, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, and motorway service stations often have a higher population than the hinterland villages that the roads lead to. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. 5 kingdoms of Britannia's national animal is the Robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

5 kingdoms of Britannia is ranked 242,229^th in the world and 9,246^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -610.14 on the Scary Big Number Scale.