Governor: 
The District of RHW Guayas
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: The District of RHW Guayas
Last WA Update:
Embassies: United States of America, Ancient Lands, Mozambique, Society of Commissioned Gentlemen, Northern Africa, The Southern Pacific, An Alternate World, Republic of Cuba, The Northern Pacific, Hsiao Han, 404 Not Found, Oslo, Rabat, Kitai, Queen Elizabeth Islands, Cantabria, and 647 others.Great Europe, Sakartvelo, Morocco, Dao, Minnesota, Kinshasa, Union of South Africa, Black Dragons, Iowa, Kenya, Copenhagen, Joint Command, Dili, South Carolina, Wales, Manama, Asmara, The Hague, Tbilisi, Mogadishu, NDjamena, Purgatory, Laos, Tegucigalpa, New Brunswick, Riyadh, Capital Heights, Nassau, Dublin, Roseau, Yukon, Galapagos, Havana, Liechtenstein, Thimphu, Maya, Zimbabwe, Sydney, Federated States of Micronesia, Imperio do Brasil, Brazzaville, Western Africa, Republic of Russia, Seychelles, Illinois, Norsewood, Dhaka, British North Atlantic, Rhea, Sudan, Kigali, Westminster, Georgetown, Podgorica, Republic of Korea, Solomon Islands, Bangui, Naypyidaw, Malawi, Detroit, Dominica, Sierra Leone, Malabo, Jamaica, Damascus, Cameroon, Pacific Union, The Central Pacific, 0000, Zambia, Singapore City, Antananarivo, Marshall Islands, The Gambia, Colorado, London, Bern, Seri Begawan, Massachusetts, Republic of South Africa, Okanagan, Northern Mariana Islands, Algeria, Swaziland, Togo, Accra, Abu Dhabi, Jakarta, Plague, Sao Tome, South Dakota, Livonia, Mexico City, Abuja, North Dakota, Bishkek, Kanada, Western Australia, Warsaw, San Marino, Malaysia, Seattle, Buenos Aires, Colombo, Nova Scotia, Nuku Alofa, Douala, Columbia, Ethiopia, Yerevan, Congo, Amman, Algiers, Addis Ababa, Tuvalu, Atlantic New Lands, Crimea, Utah, Monaco, Russian Federation, Delaware, Azerbaycan Respublikasi, Little America, Kandahar, South China Sea, Dodoma, Connaught, Benin, Ottawa, Ulaanbaatar, Dominican Republic, Brunei Darussalam, Port Moresby, Rio de Janeiro, Washington DC, Montreal, Western Sahara, Wyoming, Honduras, San Salvador, Empire of Brazil, Nunavut, Samoa, Wellington, Republic of Myanmar, British Columbia, World, Mackenzie, Fiji, Yaounde, Palau, Lome, North Carolina, Windhoek, Virginia, Washington, Yamoussoukro, Two Letter, Antigua and Barbuda, Arizona, Crematorium, Apia, White House, Yaren, Tasmania, Winnipeg, Victoria City, the Alliance Headquarters, The Republic of California, Tashkent, United Kingdom Of Great Britain, The Congo, Turkiye, Taipei, Vilnius, Uganda, Surrey, Vaduz, Vietnam, The Assembly of Gentlemen, Uzbekistan, the Bahamas, Australian Capital Territory, Vermont Republic, Ashgabat, Australia Commonwealth, Tanzania, Virgin Islands, United Arab Emirates, Suva, Trinidad and Tobago, Vientiane, Tifariti, Idaho, Vanuatu, United Assembly, Toronto, The Philippines, Atafu, Victoria, The Six Counties of Ulster, Dakar, Superior, Vancouver Island, Timor Leste, Gaborone, Nouakchott, Valletta, The Union of States, Tunis, Djibouti, Bratislava, Republica del Paraguay, Bamako, Burundi, Bangkok, Belmopan, Baku, Bloemfontein, Bissau, Bujumbura, Budapest, Angola, Brasilia, British North Pacific, Beijing, Belize, Botswana, Bonn, Basseterre, Brisbane, Bogota, Belfast, Banjul, Bridgetown, Barbados, Birmingham, Costa Rica, Ecuador, Canberra, Freetown, Democratic Republic of Ecuador, East Timor, Central African Republic, Edmonton, Cemetery, Castries, City State of Monaco, Cote dIvoire, Dushanbe, Caracas, Freedom Front, Citta di San Marino, Calgary, Cape Town, Federal Republic of Russia, Ceylon, El Aaiun, Djibouti City, Conakry, Cardiff, El Salvador, Commonwealth States, Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina, Edinburgh, Cotonou, Comoros, Funafuti, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Chan Nations, Cape Verde, Gitega, Guinea Bissau, Iranian Islamic Republic, Islamabad, Kentucky, Imperial Prussia, Kingstown, Guatemala, Ghana, Halifax, Gabon, Indianapolis, Guinea, Knights of the Round Table, Khartoum, Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Greater London, Guadeloupe, Georgia, Harare, Kansas, Juba, Honiara, Kampala, Keewatin, Glasgow, Kingston, Great Duck Point, Kuala Lumpur, Heavenly Palace, Kingdom of Eswatini, Kiribati, Republic of the Congo, Monrovia, Ouagadougou, Nebraska, Kuwait, Saint Georges, Panama City, Mbabane, South Australia, Lesotho, Mauritius, Santo Domingo, Paramaribo, Northern Territory, Praia, Queens, Somalia, Sao Paulo, Lobamba, Managua, Porto Novo, Qatar, New Delhi, Lusaka, Libreville, New Caledonia, Namibia, Pitcairn Island, Putrajaya, Newfoundland and Labrador, Montevideo, Sinkiang, Miami, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Montserrat, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Richard, Lisbon, Saint Lucia, Pennsylvania, Republic of Congo, Luxembourg, Muscat, Sarajevo, Peoples Republic Of Korea, Mississippi, Sri Jayawardenepura Kotte, Luxembourg City, Nevada, Manchester, Stornoway, Madagascar, Northwest Territories, Maputo, Senegal, Moroni, North Columbia, Queensland, Quito, Palmyra Tudmur, Riga, Kyiv, Port of Spain, Missouri, Saint Johns, Mountbatten, Port Vila, New Hampshire, Stockholm, Port Louis, Niamey, North Alliance, State of New York, Maryland, Santiago, Leinster, Salt Lake, Mockba, Kuwait City, Maldives, Manila, Prince Edward Island, Lilongwe, Saskatchewan, Michigan, Mongolia, Male, Republic of China, Maseru, Port of Victoria, New Mexico, Nauru, Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic, Sanaa, Rhode Island, Nursultan, Minsk, Orient, Rwanda, Parkland, Sao Tome e Principe, Europi, Memphis, The Protector, The Southern Ocean, Compagnie, Nashville, British North America, Province of Ontario, Houston, Bharat, Upper Peninsula, Rogue, Las Vegas, United Allied Federation, Pittsburgh, Abidjan, Hudson Bay, the Channel Islands, Republic of Ukraine, Pub, Antillia Islands, Tarawa, 000000, Capitalist States, al Qahirah, America Central, The Free Will, Giza, Lagos, Johannesburg, Icelandic Commonwealth, Alternis Europa, The Realm of Freedom, Saint Helier, New Western Pacific, Saint Peter Port, The Wonderful Bird Region, Bailiwick of Jersey, Xinjiang, The Union of Socialist States Republic, Wiccaland, Urumqi, Bailiwick of Guernsey, The Embassy, Fredonia, Dar es Salaam, Wind of Spirits, Old Spirit, Guinea Kiribati, Hollow Point, The Great Universe, Eastern Europe, Gypsy Lands, matheo, Central Asian Union, Douglas, Dog Lake, Yugoslavia, Doha, Paraguay, 00000, Cabo Verde, Union of Great Britain, Saxony Anhalt, Saxony, Congo Kinshasa, Africa Union, Federation of Free States, Sao Tome And Principe, Saint Petersburg, Greater Seoul, Asuncion, Windsor, Prague, Long Island, Brandenburg, Brunei, Pristina, Berlin, Gambia, Colorado Springs, Freeland, Mannin, Federal Republic of Korea, Jacksonville, Community of Nations, Baltimore, Diego Garcia, Frontierland, The Bandits, Polska, Caledonia, Seoul, Omega Prime, Hurricane 12, The Atlantic Alliance, Baden Wurttemberg, British Commonwealth of Nations, Baghdad, Hessen, Mecklenburg Vorpommern, Lower Saxony, Liverpool, Isle of Man, Hesse, Hessia, Douglas City, Nusantara, Odesa, Kaituma, The Atlantic Islands, Quezon city, Napoli, Soviet Spawn, Modorra, Alhambra, Zong Guo, Raleigh, Summer Breeze, The New Worlde, Mitteleuropa, Celadonia, North Rhine Westphalia, Yangon, Sachsen Anhalt, Rhineland Pfalz, Rhineland Palatinate, Sachsen, South Tarawa, Niedersachsen, Noumea, The Central Coalition, Federation of States, DCLXVI, United Nordic Nations, Columbus, Sacramento, Oklahoma City, Phoenix, Denver, Madison, Austin, Pecan Sandies, Caribbean Union, Frankfort, Des Moines, Harrisburg, Carson City, Pierre, Juneau, Montgomery, Trenton, Jackson, Newfoundland Labrador, Albany, Saint Paul, Springfield, Fort Worth, Topeka, Olympia, Jefferson City, Lansing, Montpelier, Annapolis, Puppeteers, Alternate World, Ancient Europe, Border City, World Nations, The Tropical Isles, Soul Society, Atlantic Region, The Midnight Region, The Remaining Rebels, Tartan, Regionless, United Europa, Wintersun, British Islands, Minneapolis, Province of Quebec, Quebec City, Yellowknife, Hudsons Bay, Milwaukee, Charlotte City, Bristol, Mississauga, Thuringia, Saint Louis, Jersey City, Schwerin, Melbourne, Darwin, Tucson, San Antonio, Warwick, Obersee, Albuquerque, Hobart, Perth, Thuringen, Charlotte, Spokane, Adelaide, Grand Rapids, Hamilton, Iqaluit, Spyra, Wallachia, Arconian Empire, Regio, Cape Charles, Lyban, Night Eagle, Royal House of Windsor, Maq, Schoenplatz, Hilo, Jackson Islands, A New Day, Terrible Tragedy, Land of Freedom, South Pacific Islands, The Coral Reef, The Committee, D C, Jennifer, Mediterranean Fleet, Canadier, Cesko, Gospels, Dallas, Airport, Metropolis, Charlottetown, Saskatoon, Liberia, 3eA, Alabama, Acadia, Europia, and Martinique.
Guayas is home to a single nation.
Today's World Census Report
The Nudest in Guayas
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, Guayas is ranked 27,749th in the world for Nudest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | The District of RHW Guayas | Capitalist Paradise | “Our Community” |
Regional Happenings
- :
The Protectorate of Rubicon Puppet 4 of the region Jotunheimr proposed constructing embassies.
- : Embassy cancelled between New South Pacific and Guayas.
- : Embassy cancelled between Tonga and Guayas.
- : Embassy cancelled between Kingdom of England and Wales and Guayas.
- : Arion ceased to exist.
- : Bellfonte ceased to exist.
- : Info ceased to exist.
- : Seuyee ceased to exist.
- : Umbreon Fans Unite of the region The Great Universe cancelled the closure of its embassy in Guayas.
- :
The Ingenioso Hidalgo of NZPLA Alonso Quijano Squadron of the region The Great Universe ordered the closure of its embassy in Guayas.
Guayas Regional Message Board
Loading...Congratulations, Guayas, on getting featured!
On Behalf of 
Rhino Hypolan,
Welcome To The Featured Zone!
As Biscuit Famous Greg Heffley Sets Up a Biscuit Stall for Guayas, He Adds a Ranking For That Stall Within The Famous Quote.
The Ranking Is: Uncommon (Ancient Lands Associated Region)
Revamped 9/16/25
Rating Name | Info |
The Biscuit Dumpster | The region is THE WORST out of all of the regions hoping it ceases to exist or gets raided (Is Racist, Homophobic, Fascist, Hate Groups, Offensive Images, etc.). You get 0% chance of seeing the quote at the end of the message being replaced by nothing but dissatisfaction. |
Small Signature | The region just gets a small signature. This region is not featured in my profile (Dead Region, or I Do Not Like The Region {Partially}). You still get a biscuit famous quote at the end of the message however, it's basic. |
Photo Opportunity | The region gets a signature and a photo opp. This region is featured on my profile (Active on embassies, Dead Region with an Interesting Trait, Semi-Dead Region, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote is the same as "Small Signature." |
Trending Figure | The region is the Trending Figure of regions, and looks good. It has description on why on my profile (Active region / Active RMB, Cool Region, Interesting Traits on an Embassy Region, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message gets upgraded to Bold Text. |
Biscuit Golden Award | The region is VERY RARE and awesome, never thought I visit that region THIS cool... You get a gold award for this! (Has a High Population such as Artificial Solar System, TFRE Rated This Region First Class Rating, Being One of My Favorite Regions, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message is not just Bold text, it is decorated too! |
BISCUIT FAMOUS AWARD OF EXCELLENCE | Out of all the activity on NS, I never thought that THIS REGION had the most impressive move where it deserves a 1/1000000 achievement, and the region is IMPRESSIVE deserving this rating with a Ridiculously Rare Encounter... GG's Buddy You Deserve This Award of Excellence Showing True Fame... (One of the Most Popular Regions In NS, Ridiculously Rare Trait on a Region Such as Being Featured <7 Days After Founding, Being Featured Twice in <4 Weeks, Has a Special Trait In That Region, Etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message is the best one yet and it is uniquely decorated! |
Event Signature | The region has a signature during a special event that is currently happening (N-Day, Z-Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, etc.). Sometimes the Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message gets modified to fit the event. |
Bite My Biscuits!
thanks for dropping by
Not sure why that guy does that. Does he really want one of them living next door to him?
Does he even know what he is saying? River to the sea nonsense.
Congratulations on being featured—
“Accusing a random nation of being a terrorist? We’re leaving.” -Kimi
“But to where?” -Juniper
“Let’s go to the limbo.” -Piper
“Good idea.” -Menimeball
Thanks for the warm welcome!
As a train pulls into the Guayas train station, an announcement is made.
*Now arriving at Guayas station on Track 1, is 
The Featured Region Express to [Insert next Featured Region.] Please stand back from the yellow line and please watch the gap while boarding the train.*
When entering the station, the train sounds its modified horn, which sounds like someone is saying: "Congratulations on becoming the Featured Region [region]Guayas/region]
Also while entering the station, 
FRE Train Conductor Kai, with a bright smile on his face, sticks his head out of the train's locomotive window, waves, and yells: "Congratulations on becoming the Featured Region Guayas!"
The train stops at the platform for 2 minutes, and opens its doors, picking up/dropping off passengers.
The train then closes it's doors and departs, heading to [Insert next Featured Region].
Region Score (What Class would I let the residents of this region sit in on the train, based on the region score the region gets): Premium Coach Class: Semi-dead region, region with some activity, embassy active region, your average ancient lands associated region, this is the region's 2nd time being featured, or I like the region. Business Class: Region with a lot of activity, this is the region's 3rd time being featured, or I really like the region. First Class: Region with a ton of activity, this is the region's 4th or more time being featured, or I love this region so much, that if I weren't congratulating featured regions, I would most likely reside in that region for awhile, or make it my permanent region. Class Upgrade: If a region is based on an IRL location that has a train station, the region's score will be upgraded one class. CREDIT TO: Bite My Biscuits, For Helping Me Revamp This Factbook.
[Premium Coach Class] (Dead region/region with little to no activity, but embassy active region, your average ancient lands associated region, a resident of the region noticed the region is featured, this is the region's 2nd time being featured)
A Really Old Book™ falls from the sky. It lands open to a very specific page. Written in absurd, over-the-top calligraphy, the page reads:
Congrats on being featured! Within this book, your region is:
A small section
No rmb activity, but embassy active and someone noticed it was featured
Inspired by Bite My Biscuits and The Featured Region Express. I don't know, it looks like fun.
Rankings are based on how much space in the book your region takes up. Work in progress! Suggestions would be awesome
Rank | Explanation |
Be gone foul thing | This is reserved for EW GROSS BAD NASTY regions that are just awful. i.e. hateful messages, fascism, homophobia, and whatnot. Not even in the book. |
Appendix | For regions that are more of an afterthought. I don't like it, or there hasn't been any activity for a long time. Sadly, this applies to most regions. Your name is in the appendix. (dead region) |
Small Section | For regions that are okay. Nothing special going on here, but it has embassy activity, someone has posted within the last two months, or another redeeming feature. You get a few paragraphs in the book. |
Small Chapter | Most common ranking for good regions. Some activity, pretty nice, and I like the theme. You get your own chapter in the Really Old Book™. |
Full Chapter | Regions with their own chapter that's more than two pages long! I really like this one, it's got lots of activity, and overall is just a great place. |
2+ Chapters | For regions that deserve more than just one chapter. This ranking can vary from 2 to 5 additional chapters, depending on how so very cool this region is. |
+ A Small Picture | This rank is ADDED to whatever rank you already earned. We have elected to print a small image of your region in the notoriously image-free book. Awarded to regions that I have a personal bias towards or just really like. (One of my alts lives there, I love the theme, etc.) |
+ A Full-Page Picture | Your region is so special, so rare, and so one-of-a-kind that we added a full page image of your region to the Really Old Book™, which is typically known for its lack of pictures. (This ranking is ADDED to another ranking and is recieved if your region is truly 🌟special🌟 even if it sucks in general. Rarest ranking.) |
Rank boosting: If your region is featured on a particularly special day (Christmas, N-Day, etc.), your ranking is boosted by one. If, by some bizarre chance, you already have the best possible rank, you win at feature day. Congratulations.
How nice!
So weird to see all this creative ideas for featured region ratings. I know this is a small region with just puppets, so I really don't expect a high rating from any of you guys. I have thick skin, so a bottom rated rank is always expected, but it is nice to see that some regions are worse. Cannot see that as likely, but then, I have seen many regions that are scary.
Shortly, it will be another region's turn. Safe journeys all of you to who ever is the next featured region.
The Featured Region Express, Bite My Biscuits, Featured Forest, and The Featured Region Book
Until next time!
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