Governor: 
The District of RHW Guayas
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: The District of RHW Guayas
Last WA Update:
Embassies: United States of America, Ancient Lands, Mozambique, Society of Commissioned Gentlemen, Northern Africa, The Southern Pacific, An Alternate World, Republic of Cuba, The Northern Pacific, Hsiao Han, 404 Not Found, Oslo, Rabat, Kitai, Queen Elizabeth Islands, Cantabria, and 647 others.Great Europe, Sakartvelo, Morocco, Dao, Minnesota, Kinshasa, Union of South Africa, Black Dragons, Iowa, Kenya, Copenhagen, Joint Command, Dili, South Carolina, Wales, Manama, Asmara, The Hague, Tbilisi, Mogadishu, NDjamena, Purgatory, Laos, Tegucigalpa, New Brunswick, Riyadh, Capital Heights, Nassau, Dublin, Roseau, Yukon, Galapagos, Havana, Liechtenstein, Thimphu, Maya, Zimbabwe, Sydney, Federated States of Micronesia, Imperio do Brasil, Brazzaville, Western Africa, Republic of Russia, Seychelles, Illinois, Norsewood, Dhaka, British North Atlantic, Rhea, Sudan, Kigali, Westminster, Georgetown, Podgorica, Republic of Korea, Solomon Islands, Bangui, Naypyidaw, Malawi, Detroit, Dominica, Sierra Leone, Malabo, Jamaica, Damascus, Cameroon, Pacific Union, The Central Pacific, 0000, Zambia, Singapore City, Marshall Islands, Antananarivo, Colorado, The Gambia, Bern, London, Seri Begawan, Western Australia, Abu Dhabi, South Dakota, Swaziland, Accra, Mexico City, Sao Tome, Abuja, Massachusetts, Kanada, Jakarta, North Dakota, Republic of South Africa, Northern Mariana Islands, Okanagan, Togo, Algeria, Bishkek, Livonia, Warsaw, Plague, San Marino, Congo, Yerevan, Malaysia, Buenos Aires, Columbia, Colombo, Nova Scotia, Douala, Ethiopia, Seattle, Nuku Alofa, Addis Ababa, Algiers, Amman, Tuvalu, Azerbaycan Respublikasi, Utah, Crimea, Russian Federation, Delaware, Little America, Monaco, Atlantic New Lands, Dominican Republic, Brunei Darussalam, Ulaanbaatar, South China Sea, Dodoma, Connaught, Port Moresby, Kandahar, Benin, Rio de Janeiro, Washington DC, Ottawa, Montreal, Nunavut, Yaounde, San Salvador, Lome, Honduras, Empire of Brazil, World, Mackenzie, Wyoming, Republic of Myanmar, British Columbia, Western Sahara, Palau, Wellington, Samoa, Fiji, Two Letter, Washington, North Carolina, Virginia, Windhoek, Yamoussoukro, Yaren, Antigua and Barbuda, Apia, Winnipeg, Arizona, Tasmania, Crematorium, White House, Victoria City, Tashkent, Atafu, Trinidad and Tobago, Tifariti, Vientiane, Idaho, Taipei, The Congo, the Alliance Headquarters, United Arab Emirates, Vilnius, Dakar, Virgin Islands, Ashgabat, Uzbekistan, Surrey, Superior, The Six Counties of Ulster, Vanuatu, The Philippines, Suva, United Kingdom Of Great Britain, Turkiye, United Assembly, Australian Capital Territory, Tanzania, Vermont Republic, Australia Commonwealth, Toronto, the Bahamas, The Assembly of Gentlemen, Vaduz, Vietnam, The Republic of California, Victoria, Uganda, Gaborone, Vancouver Island, Timor Leste, Nouakchott, Valletta, Djibouti, The Union of States, Tunis, Bridgetown, Bratislava, Budapest, Republica del Paraguay, Burundi, Bogota, Bonn, Botswana, Bloemfontein, Belize, Barbados, Birmingham, Beijing, Bamako, Brasilia, Bissau, British North Pacific, Baku, Brisbane, Bangkok, Angola, Belmopan, Bujumbura, Banjul, Belfast, Basseterre, City State of Monaco, Costa Rica, El Salvador, Central African Republic, Cotonou, Comoros, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Djibouti City, Democratic Republic of Ecuador, Cemetery, Freedom Front, Calgary, Freetown, Dushanbe, Edinburgh, Cape Verde, Cape Town, Edmonton, Cote dIvoire, Cardiff, Canberra, Ceylon, Commonwealth States, Chan Nations, Federal Republic of Russia, Caracas, Castries, El Aaiun, Conakry, East Timor, Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina, Citta di San Marino, Ecuador, Funafuti, Gitega, Keewatin, Gabon, Guatemala, Honiara, Georgia, Knights of the Round Table, Kentucky, Kiribati, Great Duck Point, Khartoum, Kingdom of Eswatini, Greater London, Harare, Imperial Prussia, Ghana, Iranian Islamic Republic, Kingston, Kuala Lumpur, Guinea Bissau, Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Guadeloupe, Kingstown, Indianapolis, Glasgow, Halifax, Juba, Heavenly Palace, Kansas, Kampala, Guinea, Islamabad, Republic of the Congo, Monrovia, Ouagadougou, Panama City, Qatar, Stornoway, Port of Spain, New Hampshire, Managua, Luxembourg City, Nebraska, Queens, Peoples Republic Of Korea, Salt Lake, Kuwait City, Madagascar, Pennsylvania, Parkland, New Mexico, State of New York, Namibia, Rhode Island, Queensland, Riga, Republic of Congo, North Columbia, Santiago, Michigan, Republic of China, Rwanda, Saint Georges, New Delhi, Maputo, Saskatchewan, Lobamba, Richard, Sri Jayawardenepura Kotte, Senegal, Somalia, Luxembourg, Maseru, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Kyiv, Lusaka, Leinster, Montevideo, Port of Victoria, Nauru, Prince Edward Island, Maldives, Pitcairn Island, Santo Domingo, Maryland, Mauritius, Mississippi, Moroni, Lesotho, Paramaribo, Newfoundland and Labrador, Palmyra Tudmur, Northwest Territories, Porto Novo, Muscat, Kuwait, Nursultan, Praia, Sao Tome e Principe, Lilongwe, Saint Lucia, Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic, North Alliance, Missouri, Sarajevo, Mongolia, Manchester, Mbabane, Miami, Male, Port Vila, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Stockholm, Sinkiang, Manila, Quito, Minsk, Sanaa, Mockba, Niamey, Port Louis, Sao Paulo, Mountbatten, Montserrat, Putrajaya, Lisbon, Libreville, Orient, South Australia, Northern Territory, New Caledonia, Saint Johns, Nevada, Europi, Memphis, The Protector, The Southern Ocean, Compagnie, British North America, Nashville, Houston, Province of Ontario, Bharat, Upper Peninsula, Las Vegas, Abidjan, Pittsburgh, United Allied Federation, Rogue, 000000, Capitalist States, Hudson Bay, Republic of Ukraine, Tarawa, Antillia Islands, the Channel Islands, Pub, America Central, al Qahirah, The Free Will, Giza, Lagos, Johannesburg, Icelandic Commonwealth, Alternis Europa, The Realm of Freedom, Wiccaland, The Union of Socialist States Republic, Saint Helier, Bailiwick of Guernsey, Urumqi, Xinjiang, Saint Peter Port, Bailiwick of Jersey, New Western Pacific, The Wonderful Bird Region, The Embassy, Fredonia, Dar es Salaam, Wind of Spirits, Old Spirit, Guinea Kiribati, Hollow Point, The Great Universe, Eastern Europe, Gypsy Lands, matheo, Central Asian Union, Douglas, Dog Lake, Yugoslavia, Doha, Paraguay, 00000, Cabo Verde, Union of Great Britain, Saxony Anhalt, Saxony, Africa Union, Congo Kinshasa, Federation of Free States, Sao Tome And Principe, Pristina, Windsor, Brandenburg, Saint Petersburg, Prague, Long Island, Brunei, Berlin, Greater Seoul, Asuncion, Gambia, Colorado Springs, Freeland, Mannin, Federal Republic of Korea, Jacksonville, Community of Nations, Baltimore, Diego Garcia, Frontierland, The Bandits, Polska, Caledonia, Seoul, Omega Prime, Hurricane 12, The Atlantic Alliance, Baden Wurttemberg, Baghdad, British Commonwealth of Nations, Lower Saxony, Douglas City, Mecklenburg Vorpommern, Hessen, Liverpool, Hesse, Isle of Man, Hessia, Nusantara, Odesa, Kaituma, The Atlantic Islands, Quezon city, Napoli, Soviet Spawn, Modorra, Alhambra, Zong Guo, Raleigh, Summer Breeze, The New Worlde, Mitteleuropa, Celadonia, North Rhine Westphalia, Rhineland Pfalz, Sachsen, Noumea, South Tarawa, Yangon, Sachsen Anhalt, Niedersachsen, Rhineland Palatinate, The Central Coalition, Federation of States, DCLXVI, United Nordic Nations, Columbus, Austin, Denver, Sacramento, Oklahoma City, Madison, Phoenix, Pecan Sandies, Caribbean Union, Frankfort, Des Moines, Harrisburg, Carson City, Annapolis, Montpelier, Jackson, Saint Paul, Jefferson City, Trenton, Lansing, Fort Worth, Pierre, Springfield, Juneau, Montgomery, Newfoundland Labrador, Olympia, Albany, Topeka, Puppeteers, Alternate World, World Nations, Atlantic Region, Soul Society, The Midnight Region, Ancient Europe, Border City, The Remaining Rebels, The Tropical Isles, Tartan, Regionless, United Europa, Wintersun, British Islands, Minneapolis, Province of Quebec, Quebec City, Yellowknife, Hudsons Bay, Milwaukee, Bristol, Thuringia, Saint Louis, Darwin, Charlotte City, Jersey City, Mississauga, Schwerin, Melbourne, Tucson, Hamilton, Perth, Obersee, Adelaide, Grand Rapids, Thuringen, Warwick, Charlotte, Hobart, Albuquerque, San Antonio, Iqaluit, Spokane, Wallachia, Spyra, Arconian Empire, Regio, Cape Charles, Lyban, Night Eagle, Royal House of Windsor, Hilo, Schoenplatz, Maq, Jackson Islands, A New Day, Terrible Tragedy, Land of Freedom, South Pacific Islands, The Coral Reef, The Committee, D C, Jennifer, Mediterranean Fleet, Canadier, Cesko, Gospels, Dallas, Airport, Metropolis, Charlottetown, Saskatoon, Liberia, 3eA, Europia, Alabama, Acadia, and Martinique.
Guayas is home to a single nation.
Today's World Census Report
The Fattest Citizens in Guayas
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Guayas is ranked 4,798th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | The District of RHW Guayas | Capitalist Paradise | “Our Community” |
Regional Happenings
- : Embassy cancelled between New South Pacific and Guayas.
- : Embassy cancelled between Tonga and Guayas.
- : Embassy cancelled between Kingdom of England and Wales and Guayas.
- : Arion ceased to exist.
- : Bellfonte ceased to exist.
- : Info ceased to exist.
- : Seuyee ceased to exist.
- : Umbreon fans unite of the region The Great Universe cancelled the closure of its embassy in Guayas.
- :
The Ingenioso Hidalgo of NZPLA Alonso Quijano Squadron of the region The Great Universe ordered the closure of its embassy in Guayas.
- : Metzgerin ceased to exist.
Guayas Regional Message Board
Loading...Congratulations, Guayas, on getting featured!
On Behalf of 
Rhino Hypolan,
Welcome To The Featured Zone!
As Biscuit famous greg heffley Sets Up a Biscuit Stall for Guayas, He Adds a Ranking For That Stall Within The Famous Quote.
The Ranking Is: Uncommon (Ancient Lands Associated Region)
Revamped 9/16/25
Rating Name | Info |
The Biscuit Dumpster | The region is THE WORST out of all of the regions hoping it ceases to exist or gets raided (Is Racist, Homophobic, Fascist, Hate Groups, Offensive Images, etc.). You get 0% chance of seeing the quote at the end of the message being replaced by nothing but dissatisfaction. |
Small Signature | The region just gets a small signature. This region is not featured in my profile (Dead Region, or I Do Not Like The Region {Partially}). You still get a biscuit famous quote at the end of the message however, it's basic. |
Photo Opportunity | The region gets a signature and a photo opp. This region is featured on my profile (Active on embassies, Dead Region with an Interesting Trait, Semi-Dead Region, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote is the same as "Small Signature." |
Trending Figure | The region is the Trending Figure of regions, and looks good. It has description on why on my profile (Active region / Active RMB, Cool Region, Interesting Traits on an Embassy Region, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message gets upgraded to Bold Text. |
Biscuit Golden Award | The region is VERY RARE and awesome, never thought I visit that region THIS cool... You get a gold award for this! (Has a High Population such as Artificial Solar System, TFRE Rated This Region First Class Rating, Being One of My Favorite Regions, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message is not just Bold text, it is decorated too! |
BISCUIT FAMOUS AWARD OF EXCELLENCE | Out of all the activity on NS, I never thought that THIS REGION had the most impressive move where it deserves a 1/1000000 achievement, and the region is IMPRESSIVE deserving this rating with a Ridiculously Rare Encounter... GG's Buddy You Deserve This Award of Excellence Showing True Fame... (One of the Most Popular Regions In NS, Ridiculously Rare Trait on a Region Such as Being Featured <7 Days After Founding, Being Featured Twice in <4 Weeks, Has a Special Trait In That Region, Etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message is the best one yet and it is uniquely decorated! |
Event Signature | The region has a signature during a special event that is currently happening (N-Day, Z-Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, etc.). Sometimes the Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message gets modified to fit the event. |
Bite My Biscuits!
thanks for dropping by
Not sure why that guy does that. Does he really want one of them living next door to him?
Does he even know what he is saying? River to the sea nonsense.
Congratulations on being featured—
“Accusing a random nation of being a terrorist? We’re leaving.” -Kimi
“But to where?” -Juniper
“Let’s go to the limbo.” -Piper
“Good idea.” -Menimeball
Thanks for the warm welcome!
As a train pulls into the Guayas train station, an announcement is made.
*Now arriving at Guayas station on Track 1, is 
The Featured Region Express to [Insert next Featured Region.] Please stand back from the yellow line and please watch the gap while boarding the train.*
When entering the station, the train sounds its modified horn, which sounds like someone is saying: "Congratulations on becoming the Featured Region [region]Guayas/region]
Also while entering the station, 
FRE Train Conductor Kai, with a bright smile on his face, sticks his head out of the train's locomotive window, waves, and yells: "Congratulations on becoming the Featured Region Guayas!"
The train stops at the platform for 2 minutes, and opens its doors, picking up/dropping off passengers.
The train then closes it's doors and departs, heading to [Insert next Featured Region].
Region Score (What Class would I let the residents of this region sit in on the train, based on the region score the region gets): Premium Coach Class: Semi-dead region, region with some activity, embassy active region, your average ancient lands associated region, this is the region's 2nd time being featured, or I like the region. Business Class: Region with a lot of activity, this is the region's 3rd time being featured, or I really like the region. First Class: Region with a ton of activity, this is the region's 4th or more time being featured, or I love this region so much, that if I weren't congratulating featured regions, I would most likely reside in that region for awhile, or make it my permanent region. Class Upgrade: If a region is based on an IRL location that has a train station, the region's score will be upgraded one class. CREDIT TO: Bite My Biscuits, For Helping Me Revamp This Factbook.
[Premium Coach Class] (Dead region/region with little to no activity, but embassy active region, your average ancient lands associated region, a resident of the region noticed the region is featured, this is the region's 2nd time being featured)
A Really Old Book™ falls from the sky. It lands open to a very specific page. Written in absurd, over-the-top calligraphy, the page reads:
Congrats on being featured! Within this book, your region is:
A small section
No rmb activity, but embassy active and someone noticed it was featured
Inspired by Bite My Biscuits and The Featured Region Express. I don't know, it looks like fun.
Rankings are based on how much space in the book your region takes up. Work in progress! Suggestions would be awesome
Rank | Explanation |
Be gone foul thing | This is reserved for EW GROSS BAD NASTY regions that are just awful. i.e. hateful messages, fascism, homophobia, and whatnot. Not even in the book. |
Appendix | For regions that are more of an afterthought. I don't like it, or there hasn't been any activity for a long time. Sadly, this applies to most regions. Your name is in the appendix. (dead region) |
Small Section | For regions that are okay. Nothing special going on here, but it has embassy activity, someone has posted within the last two months, or another redeeming feature. You get a few paragraphs in the book. |
Small Chapter | Most common ranking for good regions. Some activity, pretty nice, and I like the theme. You get your own chapter in the Really Old Book™. |
Full Chapter | Regions with their own chapter that's more than two pages long! I really like this one, it's got lots of activity, and overall is just a great place. |
2+ Chapters | For regions that deserve more than just one chapter. This ranking can vary from 2 to 5 additional chapters, depending on how so very cool this region is. |
+ A Small Picture | This rank is ADDED to whatever rank you already earned. We have elected to print a small image of your region in the notoriously image-free book. Awarded to regions that I have a personal bias towards or just really like. (One of my alts lives there, I love the theme, etc.) |
+ A Full-Page Picture | Your region is so special, so rare, and so one-of-a-kind that we added a full page image of your region to the Really Old Book™, which is typically known for its lack of pictures. (This ranking is ADDED to another ranking and is recieved if your region is truly 🌟special🌟 even if it sucks in general. Rarest ranking.) |
Rank boosting: If your region is featured on a particularly special day (Christmas, N-Day, etc.), your ranking is boosted by one. If, by some bizarre chance, you already have the best possible rank, you win at feature day. Congratulations.
How nice!
So weird to see all this creative ideas for featured region ratings. I know this is a small region with just puppets, so I really don't expect a high rating from any of you guys. I have thick skin, so a bottom rated rank is always expected, but it is nice to see that some regions are worse. Cannot see that as likely, but then, I have seen many regions that are scary.
Shortly, it will be another region's turn. Safe journeys all of you to who ever is the next featured region.
The Featured Region Express, Bite My Biscuits, Featured Forest, and The featured region book
Until next time!
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