The Most Serene Republic of Featured Forest is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Green Man with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.702 billion Featured Foresters enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sequoia. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Featured Forestian economy, worth 377 trillion marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,872 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, and army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Featured Forest's national animal is the Common raccoon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Naturism.

Featured Forest is ranked 303,769^th in the world and 12^th in The Hallowed Realm for Most Influential, scoring 4 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.