The Featured Wimpy Kid 11 Stall of Bite My Biscuits is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Biscuit Famous Greg Heffley with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, pith helmet sales, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.014 billion Greg Citizens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Upper Surrey St Stall Featured Corp. The average income tax rate is 70.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Biscuitian economy, worth 985 trillion Biscuit Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 245,530 Biscuit Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Many believe that the only good Dog is a dead Dog, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, and private surgeons have been told to cut it out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bite My Biscuits's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bite My Biscuits is ranked 17,318^th in the world and 1^st in Haranto for Largest Governments, scoring 31.02 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.