The Featured Wimpy Kid 11 Stall of Bite My Biscuits is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Biscuit Famous Greg Heffley with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.897 billion Greg Citizens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Upper Surrey St Stall Featured Corp. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Biscuitian economy, worth 934 trillion Biscuit Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 239,809 Biscuit Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, finders keepers is the law of the land, and ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bite My Biscuits's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bite My Biscuits is ranked 3,485^th in the world and 1^st in Wikipedia for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 51,288.8 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.