The Featured Wimpy Kid 11 Stall of Bite My Biscuits is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Biscuit Famous Greg Heffley with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.454 billion Greg Citizens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Upper Surrey St Stall Featured Corp. The average income tax rate is 71.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Biscuitian economy, worth a remarkable 1,121 trillion Biscuit Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 251,740 Biscuit Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, international terrorists often get their weapons supply in Bite My Biscuits, and last year's bestsellers make for the best kindling. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bite My Biscuits's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bite My Biscuits is ranked 32,284^th in the world and 1^st in Dragonstone for Most Developed, scoring 82.33 on the Human Development Index.