The World World Census

The Most Secular in the World

World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Incorporated States of UniserveIron Fist Consumerists“Our upstream provider did it!”
2.The Culture of Free SocialismLeft-wing Utopia“Of each according to ability to each according to need.”
3.The Ongoing State of AbsentiaDemocratic Socialists“We Are A Bush. Move Along.”
4.The Automotive Principality of Cavallino33Compulsory Consumerist State“One nation under il cavallino rampante”
5.The Imperial Provinces of ExxosiaCapitalizt“We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.”
6.The Exalted Supremacy of East BorlandCorporate Police State“Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds”
7.The Green Primum Federation of AiganiaDemocratic Socialists“Secularism, Scientific Advancement, Integrity”
8.The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly PenguinsNew York Times Democracy“Manny's love is killing us!”
9.The Grand Duchy of WizardoniaCivil Rights Lovefest“Magic is the true power of the world”
10.The Einherjers of Draconis NightcrawlisPsychotic Dictatorship“Leve Vikingeaanden”
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