Population | 42.759 billion |
Capital | Cornucopia |
Currency | Uollar |
Animal | Monitor Lizard |
The People's Socialist Republic of Urgabah is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 42.759 billion Urgabahians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cornucopia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Urgabahian economy, worth an astonishing 15,948 trillion Uollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 372,977 Uollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Urgabah's national animal is the Monitor Lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Urgabah is ranked 5,428th in the world and 59th in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 3,100.70634888 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Urgabah, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in Urgabah, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
- : Following new legislation in Urgabah, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves.
- : Following new legislation in Urgabah, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post.
- : Following new legislation in Urgabah, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
- : Following new legislation in Urgabah, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp.
- : Following new legislation in Urgabah, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
- : Following new legislation in Urgabah, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections.
- : Following new legislation in Urgabah, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces.
- : Following new legislation in Urgabah, Leader's reputation is hard as nails.