Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stMost Patriotic: 2ndMost Devout: 2nd
The Womyn's Paradise of
Psychotic Dictatorship
From each to his ability, each according to her needs!
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Gynostan

Population25.442 billion

CapitalFemininegrad
LeaderSister Number One
FaithGoddess Worship

CurrencyCredit
AnimalCat

The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sister Number One with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.442 billion Gynos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, although Environment and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femininegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gyno economy, worth an astonishing 20,207 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 794,238 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, twice-daily toilet inspection rotas for government buildings are archived for public appraisal, and only women may wear the crown of Gynostan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gynostan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.

Gynostan is ranked 270,158th in the world and 12th in Pontbridge Islands for Highest Crime Rates, with 0.89 crimes per hour.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stMost Patriotic: 2ndMost Devout: 2ndLargest Governments: 3rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4thLowest Crime Rates: 4thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5thBest Weather: 6thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7thHighest Poor Incomes: 7thMost Primitive: 14thLargest Black Market: 18thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18thMost Corrupt Governments: 18thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23rdLongest Average Lifespans: 32ndMost Subsidized Industry: 33rdMost Advanced Public Education: 43rdHighest Average Incomes: 51stHighest Economic Output: 90thHealthiest Citizens: 119thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 120thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 130thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 151stMost Ignorant Citizens: 163rdLargest Welfare Programs: 198thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 422ndMost Efficient Economies: 447thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 837thMost Stationary: 913thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,647thMost Conservative: 2,309thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,409thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 2,838thLargest Populations: 4,976thMost Developed: 6,059thMost Influential: 7,413thTop
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Most Extreme: 20,878thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,751st
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, only women may wear the crown of Gynostan.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, twice-daily toilet inspection rotas for government buildings are archived for public appraisal.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.

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