Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stMost Devout: 2ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd
The Womyn's Paradise of
Psychotic Dictatorship
From each to his ability, each according to her needs!
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Gynostan

Population21.589 billion

CapitalFemininegrad
LeaderSister Number One
FaithGoddess Worship

CurrencyCredit
AnimalCat

The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sister Number One with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, infamous sell-swords, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.589 billion Gynos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, although Environment and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femininegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gyno economy, worth an astonishing 15,030 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 696,221 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers go to war dressed in cassocks and robes, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet, and twice-daily toilet inspection rotas for government buildings are archived for public appraisal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gynostan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.

Gynostan is ranked 207,319th in the world and 5th in Pontbridge Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 0.86 Obesity Rate.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stMost Devout: 2ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rdBest Weather: 5thMost Beautiful Environments: 5thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6thLargest Governments: 6thHighest Poor Incomes: 7thLowest Crime Rates: 7thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10thMost Primitive: 10thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16thMost Subsidized Industry: 19thMost Corrupt Governments: 19thLargest Black Market: 21stLongest Average Lifespans: 38thHighest Average Incomes: 75thMost Ignorant Citizens: 92ndMost Advanced Public Education: 102ndHighest Economic Output: 159thHealthiest Citizens: 162ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 224thLargest Welfare Programs: 411thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 419thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 492ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 695thMost Efficient Economies: 723rdMost Stationary: 1,028thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,090thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,145thMost Authoritarian: 2,765thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,909thLargest Populations: 5,345thMost Conservative: 5,371stMost Influential: 7,537thTop
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Most Income Equality: 12,908thMost Extreme: 13,124th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, twice-daily toilet inspection rotas for government buildings are archived for public appraisal.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, soldiers go to war dressed in cassocks and robes.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.

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