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The Womyn's Paradise of
Psychotic Dictatorship
From each to his ability, each according to her needs!
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Gynostan

Population20.365 billion

CapitalFemininegrad
LeaderSister Number One
FaithGoddess Worship

CurrencyCredit
AnimalCat

The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sister Number One with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.365 billion Gynos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, with Environment and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femininegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gyno economy, worth an astonishing 13,459 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 660,934 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, builders across Gynostan are blocked up with orders for new public loos, atheists on vacation find Goddess Worship's scriptures make useful doorstops, and citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gynostan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.

Gynostan is ranked 83rd in the world and 3rd in Pontbridge Islands for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 153.35 Missed References Per Hour.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2ndMost Devout: 2ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5thBest Weather: 5thMost Primitive: 8thHighest Poor Incomes: 8thLowest Crime Rates: 9thLargest Governments: 9thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11thMost Subsidized Industry: 14thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15thMost Corrupt Governments: 20thLargest Black Market: 26thLongest Average Lifespans: 48thMost Ignorant Citizens: 83rdHighest Average Incomes: 87thMost Advanced Public Education: 132ndHealthiest Citizens: 184thHighest Economic Output: 187thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 235thLargest Welfare Programs: 583rdMost Authoritarian: 669thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 742ndMost Efficient Economies: 867thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 900thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,025thMost Stationary: 1,074thTop
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Most Extreme: 1,782ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,246thMost Conservative: 2,552ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,924thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,826thLargest Populations: 5,526thMost Influential: 6,364thTop
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Most Income Equality: 10,203rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, atheists on vacation find Goddess Worship's scriptures make useful doorstops.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, builders across Gynostan are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, stoogery and pratfalls are about as scathingly clever as Gyno humor gets.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the Femininegrad Cats' triumph against long odds.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.

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