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The Womyn's Paradise of
Psychotic Dictatorship
From each to his ability, each according to her needs!
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Gynostan

Population23.043 billion

CapitalFemininegrad
LeaderSister Number One
FaithGoddess Worship

CurrencyCredit
AnimalCat

The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sister Number One with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, ban on automobiles, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.043 billion Gynos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, with Environment and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femininegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gyno economy, worth an astonishing 16,922 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 734,392 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies, and god-fearing citizens can be seen in prayer circles around the Big Max impact crater. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gynostan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.

Gynostan is ranked 2,642nd in the world and 3rd in Pontbridge Islands for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 823,423 Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stMost Devout: 2ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5thLargest Governments: 5thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5thLowest Crime Rates: 6thBest Weather: 6thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9thHighest Poor Incomes: 11thMost Primitive: 11thMost Corrupt Governments: 17thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17thLargest Black Market: 21stMost Subsidized Industry: 22ndLongest Average Lifespans: 36thHighest Average Incomes: 65thMost Advanced Public Education: 71stMost Ignorant Citizens: 114thHighest Economic Output: 120thHealthiest Citizens: 136thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 161stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 233rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 280thLargest Welfare Programs: 317thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 518thMost Efficient Economies: 550thMost Stationary: 981stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,382ndMost Conservative: 1,753rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,169thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 2,561stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,642ndLargest Populations: 5,243rdMost Influential: 7,502ndTop
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Most Developed: 15,015thMost Extreme: 15,576thMost Income Equality: 17,502ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,151st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, god-fearing citizens can be seen in prayer circles around the Big Max impact crater.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, glamping Gynos won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Gyno officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, pre-eclampsia in pregnancy is treated with encouragement to take "long soothing walks".

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