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The Womyn's Paradise of
Psychotic Dictatorship
From each to his ability, each according to her needs!
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Gynostan

Population23.718 billion

CapitalFemininegrad
LeaderSister Number One
FaithGoddess Worship

CurrencyCredit
AnimalCat

The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sister Number One with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.718 billion Gynos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, with Environment and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femininegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gyno economy, worth an astonishing 17,886 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 754,136 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

First-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, the diplomatic corps stinks, and the Gyno Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gynostan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.

Gynostan is ranked 214,659th in the world and 8th in Pontbridge Islands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -64.8 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stMost Devout: 2ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rdLargest Governments: 4thLowest Crime Rates: 4thMost Beautiful Environments: 4thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6thHighest Poor Incomes: 7thBest Weather: 7thMost Patriotic: 7thMost Primitive: 11thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17thMost Corrupt Governments: 17thLargest Black Market: 20thMost Subsidized Industry: 23rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27thLongest Average Lifespans: 36thMost Advanced Public Education: 59thHighest Average Incomes: 60thHighest Economic Output: 108thHealthiest Citizens: 119thMost Ignorant Citizens: 138thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 141stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 189thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 232ndLargest Welfare Programs: 271stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 476thMost Efficient Economies: 519thMost Stationary: 967thMost Conservative: 1,064thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,270thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,769thMost Authoritarian: 2,097thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,512thLargest Populations: 5,158thMost Influential: 7,284thMost Developed: 9,246thTop
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Most Income Equality: 13,999thMost Extreme: 14,200thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,367th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the Gyno Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the diplomatic corps stinks.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the government has declared victoria over the cheese menace.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, it is written that Sister Number One removed one finger and reattached it to the amazement of all.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine Sister Number One is punishable by death.

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