Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 10thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 40th
The Transhuman Communist State of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Sempre sopra di Essa!
J Roland
Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Minchioria

Population24.844 billion

CapitalPorcÚdia
LeaderJ Roland

CurrencyTallero
AnimalPevasce

The Transhuman Communist State of Minchioria is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by J Roland with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.844 billion Minchiorians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PorcÚdia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Minchiorian economy, worth a remarkable 6,935 trillion Talleroes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 279,175 Talleroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The PorcÚdia Times is sold out, increasing numbers of children in Minchioria have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minchioria's national animal is the Pevasce, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Minchioria is ranked 272,835th in the world and 202nd in The Internationale for Most Avoided, scoring 0.26 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 10thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 40thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 40thMost Advanced Public Education: 55thLargest Welfare Programs: 72ndMost Pacifist: 89thHighest Average Tax Rates: 98thLargest Governments: 148thSafest: 157thMost Beautiful Environments: 159thMost Developed: 204thLongest Average Lifespans: 224thMost Compassionate Citizens: 229thLeast Corrupt Governments: 255thHealthiest Citizens: 265thNicest Citizens: 292ndBest Weather: 298thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 330thLowest Crime Rates: 341stSmartest Citizens: 364thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 380thHighest Food Quality: 515thMost Secular: 542ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 660thMost Inclusive: 687thMost Cultured: 734thHighest Poor Incomes: 874thMost Valuable International Artwork: 994thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,290thHighest Economic Output: 1,428thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,248thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,904thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,972ndMost Influential: 3,771stLargest Populations: 5,595thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,839thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,345thMost Efficient Economies: 10,181stLargest Publishing Industry: 13,366thTop
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Most Income Equality: 15,200thMost Stationary: 21,188thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25,019thHighest Drug Use: 25,292nd
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Minchioria was endorsed by The Democratic States of Ulixius.
  • : Minchioria's influence in The Internationale rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Minchioria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, increasing numbers of children in Minchioria have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The PorcÚdia Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts.
  • : Minchioria was endorsed by The Socialist Republic of Slanetria.
  • : Minchioria was endorsed by The Republic of The Manning Isles.

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