Population | 42.375 billion |
Capital | Da'Khiem |
Leader | Director Hotan |
Faith | Kurosite Thought |
Currency | units of manifest labour |
Animal | Drapoel shoveler |
The Kurosite People's Republic of Dra-pol is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Director Hotan with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, rampant corporate plagiarism, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 42.375 billion Drapoel are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare, Social Policy, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Da'Khiem. The income tax rate is 100%.
The all-consuming Drapoel economy, worth an astonishing 24,309 trillion units of manifest labours a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 573,670 units of manifest labours, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner, there's a mortuary next to every Drapoel restaurant, and massive new slaughterhouses are being hailed as a sign of progress. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Dra-pol's national animal is the Drapoel shoveler, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kurosite Thought.
Dra-pol is ranked 301,508th in the world and 17th in A Modern World for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -40.06 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Dra-pol was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
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Dra-pol, massive new slaughterhouses are being hailed as a sign of progress.
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Dra-pol, there's a mortuary next to every Drapoel restaurant.
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Dra-pol, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
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Dra-pol was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
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Dra-pol, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips.
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Dra-pol, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons.
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Dra-pol was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
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Dra-pol was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
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Dra-pol was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from
The People's Republic of Spyr, killing 14 million zombies.