Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10thLargest Welfare Programs: 29th
The Great Scientific Polity of
Left-wing Utopia
We Don't Get Mad, We Get Stabby
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Greater Cuba

Population35.82 billion

CapitalNueva Havana
LeaderChe Castro

CurrencyRouble
Animaldik dik

The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 35.82 billion Cubans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The income tax rate is 100%.

The all-consuming Greater Cuban economy, worth a remarkable 9,837 trillion Roubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 274,640 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cuba is ranked 301,834th in the world and 43rd in USSR for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -60.56 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10thLargest Welfare Programs: 29thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 40thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 56thLargest Governments: 141stHighest Average Tax Rates: 146thMost Advanced Public Education: 207thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 218thSafest: 241stMost Beautiful Environments: 254thMost Pacifist: 390thLowest Crime Rates: 425thBest Weather: 619thMost Influential: 631stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 657thHighest Economic Output: 692ndMost Subsidized Industry: 712thLongest Average Lifespans: 903rdMost Stationary: 1,028thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,047thSmartest Citizens: 1,086thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,299thLargest Populations: 1,832ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,834thNicest Citizens: 2,718thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,785thHighest Food Quality: 2,900thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,051stMost Cultured: 3,094thHighest Average Incomes: 3,169thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,216thMost Inclusive: 3,542ndMost Rebellious Youth: 4,097thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,602ndMost Developed: 6,669thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,910thTop
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Most Secular: 17,310thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,406thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,239thMost Income Equality: 29,107th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Greater Cuba endorsed The Armed Republic of The fectalis.
  • : Greater Cuba was endorsed by The Armed Republic of The fectalis.
  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "World Assembly Website Act".
  • : Greater Cuba was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Greater Cuba was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Communist Bloc".
  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Stock Exchanges and Foreign investment"".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Islamic States".
  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Reducing Spills and Leaks"".
  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "LGBTIQA Inclusiveness in Schools Act"".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 6 » RedCommunist, Slavestate, Red state of redosia, Imphic, Mutant wasteland, and The fectalis.

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