Population | 3.492 billion |
Capital | Primum Oppidum |
Leader | The Supreme Soviet |
Currency | Precium |
Animal | Giant Rat |
The United Socialist States of Rossortsy is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Supreme Soviet with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 3.492 billion Rossortsyians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Primum Oppidum. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Rossortsyian economy, worth 463 trillion Preciums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 132,698 Preciums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, and the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rossortsy's national animal is the Giant Rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Rossortsy is ranked 9,140th in the world and 12th in USSR for Safest, scoring 122.49 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Rossortsy, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
- : Following new legislation in Rossortsy, there have been reports of people marrying housepets.
- : Following new legislation in Rossortsy, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
- : Following new legislation in Rossortsy, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs.
- : Following new legislation in Rossortsy, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Primum Oppidum Times is sold out.
- : Following new legislation in Rossortsy, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère.
- : Following new legislation in Rossortsy, mathematicians are hated by children across the country.
- : Rossortsy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Developed, Most Advanced Public Education, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Following new legislation in Rossortsy, smoking is banned in public areas.
- : Following new legislation in Rossortsy, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Greater Cuba.