Population | 25.489 billion |
Capital | Trashton-under-slime |
Leader | El Prez |
Currency | Tab |
Animal | Bear shark |
The New Paradigm of Mutant wasteland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by El Prez with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 25.489 billion Mutant wastelandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trashton-under-slime. The average income tax rate is 8.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Mutant wastelandian economy, worth a remarkable 7,821 trillion Tabs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 306,857 Tabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime is totally unknown. Mutant wasteland's national animal is the Bear shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Mutant wasteland is ranked 2,134th in the world and 3rd in USSR for Most Stationary, with 4,023.70575816 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Mutant wasteland, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
- : Following new legislation in Mutant wasteland, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Mutant wasteland, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees.
- : Following new legislation in Mutant wasteland, the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos.
- : Following new legislation in Mutant wasteland, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in Mutant wasteland, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
- : Following new legislation in Mutant wasteland, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
- : Following new legislation in Mutant wasteland, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
- : Following new legislation in Mutant wasteland, write-in candidate 'El Prez Sucks' is perennially popular.
- : Following new legislation in Mutant wasteland, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » RedCommunist, Greater Cuba, and Slavestate.