The Republic of Slaine Theocracy is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kaecillius Mephisto with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.096 billion Slaine Theocracyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sanctis Origo. The average income tax rate is 72.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Slaine Theocracyian economy, worth 560 trillion Astinaxes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,061 Astinaxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Slaine Theocracy is sometimes referred to as the global janitor, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', nudity is frowned upon, and the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slaine Theocracy's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Mephicism.

Slaine Theocracy is ranked 16,907^th in the world and 19^th in USSR for Most Cultured, scoring 93 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.