Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4th
The People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Strength through Adversity
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Varayusha

Population21.908 billion

CapitalUnderwarren Prime
Leaderthe Underlord
Faithloyalty to the State

Currencytoggle-bolt
Animalicefang

The People's Republic of Varayusha is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Underlord with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, triple-decker prams, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 21.908 billion Varayushans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underwarren Prime. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Varayushan economy, worth an astonishing 15,650 trillion toggle-bolts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 714,351 toggle-bolts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, and the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varayusha's national animal is the icefang, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is loyalty to the State.

Varayusha is ranked 173,980th in the world and 7,810th in the South Pacific for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.44 Missed References Per Hour.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18thLargest Black Market: 20thMost Subsidized Industry: 23rdLargest Governments: 26thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 31stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 39thLowest Crime Rates: 58thHighest Average Incomes: 59thMost Advanced Public Education: 64thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 70thMost Corrupt Governments: 75thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 122ndHighest Economic Output: 123rdMost Developed: 139thLongest Average Lifespans: 158thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 287thLargest Information Technology Sector: 373rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 377thLargest Welfare Programs: 420thMost Beautiful Environments: 463rdMost Cultured: 509thMost Efficient Economies: 540thSmartest Citizens: 616thMost Scientifically Advanced: 723rdLargest Mining Sector: 818thMost Stationary: 893rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 972ndMost Devout: 1,004thHealthiest Citizens: 1,566thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,931stMost Inclusive: 2,122ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,159thRudest Citizens: 3,346thLargest Populations: 4,642ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,236thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,125thTop
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Most Influential: 9,592ndMost Income Equality: 15,452nd
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionMost Stationary: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25th in the regionMost Devout: 26th in the regionLargest Populations: 41st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 49th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 66th in the regionMost Inclusive: 67th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 74th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 107th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 160th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 220th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 606th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Varayusha, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea.
  • : Following new legislation in Varayusha, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Varayusha, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams.
  • : Following new legislation in Varayusha, statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis.
  • : Following new legislation in Varayusha, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Varayusha, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks.
  • : Following new legislation in Varayusha, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Following new legislation in Varayusha, people say chess victor the Underlord can kill you with mind-bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Varayusha, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : Following new legislation in Varayusha, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park.

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