The Dominion of Teneega is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 899 million Teneegans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Teneegan economy, worth 45.2 trillion twinks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 50,244 twinks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, Leader has just been declared ruler of Teneega in an international press conference, kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies, and heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teneega's national animal is the twink, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Teneega is ranked 285,519^th in the world and 189^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 24.66 on the Bus Surprisal Index.