The Chiefdom of Priola is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Polo Nirte with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 4.076 billion Priolans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ife. The average income tax rate is 66.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Priolan economy, worth 445 trillion Orcrits a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 109,303 Orcrits, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, chickens roam the streets freely, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime is well under control. Priola's national animal is the Red Bellied Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Children of the Meteor.

Priola is ranked 329,056^th in the world and 1,079^th in Carcassonne for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -17.86 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.