The People's Republic of Behemothe is a very large, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 279 million Behemotheans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yakiakota. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Behemothean economy, worth 21.8 trillion Yueis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 78,214 Yueis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Keeping the lights on keeps the lights on for increasing amounts of Behemotheans, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, and national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Behemothe's national animal is the Sika Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Behemothe is ranked 111,519^th in the world and 356^th in Carcassonne for Highest Drug Use, scoring 153.5 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.