The Utilitarian DPR of Ladratia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Giant Computer Mound with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 7.279 billion Ladratians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Defense, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hotal'kan. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ladratian economy, worth a remarkable 1,615 trillion Quarterly Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 221,901 Quarterly Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

From the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Ladratia, t-bagging dead Bigtopians merits a medal of honor, structures are raised on promises, and newspaper stories fill several pages with colorful adjectives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ladratia's national animal is the Cavia porcellus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a culture of pursuing novel living.

Ladratia is ranked 257,841^st in the world and 886^th in Carcassonne for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.09 percentage of bribes refused.