The Democratic States of Queenya is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 461 million Queenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Spirituality are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 36.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Queenyan economy, worth 15.1 trillion Crownzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 32,731 Crownzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Leader's wardrobe, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines, and prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries. Crime is totally unknown. Queenya's national animal is the Flamingo.

Queenya is ranked 12,557^th in the world and 50^th in Carcassonne for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.25 percentage of bribes refused.