The Federal Republic of Jeebies is a massive, genial nation, ruled by El Presidente with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.415 billion Jeebians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeebobos. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jeebiesian economy, worth 168 trillion Geebs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,770 Geebs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years, citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office, and the army lives rent-free in foreigners' heads and houses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeebies's national animal is the Red-tailed Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Jeebies is ranked 174,337^th in the world and 603^rd in Carcassonne for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 942.73 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.