The Kingdom of Fiachlain is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 310 million Fiachians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 57.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Fiachish economy, worth 24.5 trillion Peadras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 79,139 Peadras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists, parents dread their examinations more than their children, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, and caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fiachlain's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fiachlain is ranked 70,549^th in the world and 191^st in Carcassonne for Highest Drug Use, scoring 235.27 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.