The United Socialist States of Tookie Dela Creme is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 210 million Dela Creme Families are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Tookie Dela Cremean economy, worth 1.59 trillion Creamy Dela Cremes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 7,564 Creamy Dela Cremes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tookie Dela Creme's national animal is the 4 Chicks In Green, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tookie Dela Creme is ranked 190,519^th in the world and 709^th in Carcassonne for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 78.85 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.