The Holy Empire of Trestovakia is a large, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate population of 122 million Trestovakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 32.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Trestovakian economy, worth 5.15 trillion Trestovak Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 42,242 Trestovak Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass, and weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trestovakia's national animal is the Trestovakian Kestrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Trestovakia is ranked 112,869^th in the world and 428^th in Carcassonne for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.1 law-abiding acts per hour.