The Grand Holy Nation of Opqp is a massive, safe nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.178 billion Opqpians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rayin. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Opqpian economy, worth 125 trillion Quons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 106,652 Quons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches, and everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Opqp's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Opqp is ranked 79,573^rd in the world and 186^th in Carcassonne for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,566.03 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.