The Commonwealth of Theossirius is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 612 million Theossiriusians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Theossirius. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Theossiriusian economy, worth 44.7 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 73,000 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, glamping Theossiriusians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and police officers find government bureaucracy more terrifying than most serial killers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theossirius's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Theossirius is ranked 40,574^th in the world and 94^th in Carcassonne for Highest Poor Incomes, with 64,057.03 Standard Monetary Units.