The Constitutional Monarchy of New England INC is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Powers with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.064 billion New England INCians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Head Sector 12. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient New England INCian economy, worth a remarkable 7,945 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 527,424 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Not all rivers run to the sea, pop stars who make it big overseas are hailed as economic heroes, the rich are once again pinching pennies, and emergency vehicles have built-in nudge bars to give uncooperative drivers a "gentle" push. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New England INC's national animal is the Robot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Powerism.

New England INC is ranked 26,214^th in the world and 16^th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 6,477.15 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.