The Enlightened Imperium of Eleysa is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Eternal Emperor Alexander the Blue with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed population of 18.453 billion Eleysians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xanderburg. The average income tax rate is 4.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eleysian economy, worth a remarkable 4,697 trillion Weets a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 254,555 Weets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals, snitches get riches, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, and billions are being spent on a new island airport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eleysa's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eleysa is ranked 307,427^th in the world and 154^th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Fattest Citizens, with 1.17 Obesity Rate.