The Technocracy of Andoros is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its vat-grown people, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.143 billion Andorosians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Andorosian economy, worth a remarkable 4,606 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 350,467 bitcoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,406,777 per year while the poor average 58,508, a ratio of 24.0 to 1.

The examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, and cremation is compulsory for the deceased. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Andoros's national animal is the unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Andoros is ranked 10,752^nd in the world and 66^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.79 law-abiding acts per hour.