The Democratic Republic of Bourgeoiss is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Leader of the Revolution with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, conspicuous electricity pylons, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.621 billion Bourgeoissians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Revolutionary Command Council. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Bourgeoissian economy, worth a remarkable 3,409 trillion Military Payment Certificates a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 395,513 Military Payment Certificates, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign nationals who stumble near Bourgeoiss are harbingers of war, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun, maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Bourgeoissian flag can be displayed, and businesses are required to round down their profits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bourgeoiss's national animal is the Bigtopian, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Will of the Great Leader.

Bourgeoiss is ranked 419^th in the world and 9^th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 14,314.32 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.