The British Empire of Albion United Kingdom is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Nigel Cass with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.787 billion Britons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 64.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 613 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,137 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices, vaccinations are mandatory, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls, and the government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Albion United Kingdom's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Albion United Kingdom is ranked 38,099^th in the world and 61^st in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Highest Average Incomes, with 128,137.59 Standard Monetary Units.