The Democratic workers republic of Mayakava is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Nikolai Dmitri and alexei solokov with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.118 billion Mayakavans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eilesky. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mayakavan economy, worth a remarkable 7,437 trillion Носк nosk rubleses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 491,958 Носк nosk rubleses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

There is a law against "filthy foreign food", buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead, and there are no longer any roads less traveled. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mayakava's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of dear brother.

Mayakava is ranked 5,291^st in the world and 30^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 551.34 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.