The Democratic workers republic of Mayakava is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Masha Mikhailovna Solokova with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.487 billion Mayakavans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eilesky. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mayakavan economy, worth a remarkable 9,554 trillion Носк nosk rubleses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 490,292 Носк nosk rubleses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Royals are losing their heads over jubilee week celebrations, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey, and conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mayakava's national animal is the Hermelin rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of dear mother.

Mayakava is ranked 682^nd in the world and 2^nd in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 24,549.03 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.