Nudest: 953rdMost Primitive: 3,061stMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,833rd
The Dracocracy of
Autocratic Socialists
Let the world come to us, and let them be bedazzled!
Ghidori the Dazzling
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Dazzling Pyramid

Population1.241 billion

CapitalSplendid Court
LeaderGhidori the Dazzling
Faiththe Ghidoran Dragon Cult

CurrencyTribute
AnimalFaerie Dragon

The Dracocracy of The Dazzling Pyramid is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ghidori the Dazzling with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, lack of airports, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 1.241 billion worshippers of Ghidori are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Splendid Court. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ghidoran economy, worth 103 trillion Tributes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,788 Tributes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's security is vitally dependent on imports of the Ghidoran Dragon Cult, dreams of replicator technology have been dashed following a ban on 3D printers, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, and children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Dazzling Pyramid's national animal is the Faerie Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Ghidoran Dragon Cult.

The Dazzling Pyramid is ranked 258,847th in the world and 129th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Largest Black Market, with 138 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Nudest: 953rdMost Primitive: 3,061stTop
5%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,833rdMost Pacifist: 4,360thBest Weather: 4,820thNicest Citizens: 4,824thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,162ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,043rdMost Cultured: 6,527thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,270thHighest Food Quality: 7,542ndMost Accessible: 7,924thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,002ndMost Inclusive: 8,202ndLargest Welfare Programs: 10,261stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,802ndMost Influential: 10,986thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,566thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,872ndTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Education: 17,364thMost Devout: 17,446thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,683rdHealthiest Citizens: 22,899thMost Developed: 25,656thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,756thLargest Publishing Industry: 29,315thMost Valuable International Artwork: 29,735thSafest: 32,414th
Top
1%
Nudest: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Nicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
10%
Most Accessible: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Dazzling Pyramid was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dazzling Pyramid, children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dazzling Pyramid, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dazzling Pyramid, dreams of replicator technology have been dashed following a ban on 3D printers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dazzling Pyramid, the nation's security is vitally dependent on imports of the Ghidoran Dragon Cult.
  • : The Dazzling Pyramid voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "International Agricultural Biodiversity Safeguard"".
  • : Following new legislation in The Dazzling Pyramid, censors protect the public from lewd images of Bigtopians in duffel coats.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dazzling Pyramid, the latest government policy passed by a close shave.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dazzling Pyramid, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dazzling Pyramid, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation.

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