The Imperial State of Castelia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Adalbert Impera Corvinius with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 14.664 billion Castelians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Castelia City. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Castelian economy, worth a remarkable 5,692 trillion mordons a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 388,227 mordons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,530,789 per year while the poor average 66,743, a ratio of 22.9 to 1.

Every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, Adalbert Impera Corvinius tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime is totally unknown. Castelia's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The High Church of Castelia.

Castelia is ranked 40,548^th in the world and 7^th in Azure Watester Federation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.47 law-abiding acts per hour.