The Most Serene Republic of Kapitalland is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its closed borders, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.703 billion Kapitallandians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The thriving Kapitallandian economy, worth 224 trillion Kapitollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is 83,014 Kapitollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 385,673 per year while the poor average 10,738, a ratio of 35.9 to 1.

Sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, the government violently suppresses separatist movements, the countryside smells faintly of barbecue, and the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kapitalland's national animal is the Moneybag, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kapitalland is ranked 83,842^nd in the world and 88^th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Highest Average Incomes, with 83,014.99 Standard Monetary Units.