The Holy Moon of Krynisza is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Hellslayer said it first check them out with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, disturbing lack of elderly people, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.782 billion Kryniszans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Kryniszan economy, worth 126 trillion gold marks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 45,337 gold marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, people are always complaining about dam builders running behind schedule, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, and Hellslayer said it first check them out can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Krynisza's national animal is the seal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Axonic Thought.

Krynisza is ranked 327,924^th in the world and 157^th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -19.44 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.