The Holy Empire of Myotatunto is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Oliver Savolainen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, aversion to nipples, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.587 billion Myotatuntoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kruununjalokivi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Myotatuntoan economy, worth 166 trillion Valuuttas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 104,884 Valuuttas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 494,140 per year while the poor average 13,219, a ratio of 37.4 to 1.

Lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, Oliver Savolainen claims tax rises are the result of 'curses', aides are afraid to ask if Oliver Savolainen wants a cup of tea or coffee, and money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myotatunto's national animal is the Ihana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Teräsbetoni.

Myotatunto is ranked 32,305^th in the world and 251^st in Europeia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,042.37 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.