Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 357thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,062ndMost Influential: 2,874th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Rauhaa ja ihmisarvoa
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population1.587 billion

LeaderOliver Savolainen


The Holy Empire of Myotatunto is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Oliver Savolainen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, aversion to nipples, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.587 billion Myotatuntoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kruununjalokivi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Myotatuntoan economy, worth 166 trillion Valuuttas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 104,884 Valuuttas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 494,140 per year while the poor average 13,219, a ratio of 37.4 to 1.

Lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, Oliver Savolainen claims tax rises are the result of 'curses', aides are afraid to ask if Oliver Savolainen wants a cup of tea or coffee, and money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myotatunto's national animal is the Ihana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Teräsbetoni.

Myotatunto is ranked 32,305th in the world and 251st in Europeia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,042.37 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 357thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,062ndTop
Most Influential: 2,874thMost Devout: 3,451stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,139thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,137thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,398thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,405thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,328thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,459thMost Cultured: 11,791stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,203rdMost Patriotic: 12,596thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,601stTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 13,543rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,204thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,456thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,715thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,461stLargest Governments: 17,228thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,226thMost Developed: 18,388thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,671stLongest Average Lifespans: 19,074thBest Weather: 20,008thMost Efficient Economies: 21,164thMost Conservative: 21,469thHighest Food Quality: 22,664thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,854thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,946th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Devout: 20th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 33rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 35th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 36th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 36th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 61st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 63rd in the regionMost Conservative: 65th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 88th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 96th in the region

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