The Kongeriket of United Northen States Canada is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by KongIgor with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.821 billion Canadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palass og Canada. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian economy, worth a remarkable 3,850 trillion Canada Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 228,885 Canada Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visiting the best Canadian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, and when you fly on Air United Northen States Canada you win a seat or you die. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Northen States Canada's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Alle Religioner.

United Northen States Canada is ranked 1,376^th in the world and 11^th in Europeia for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4,419.96 pounds of wildlife per square mile.