The Kingdom of Mugul is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Imam with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.92 billion Syrian are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tehran. The average income tax rate is 48.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Syrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,561 trillion rials a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 287,165 rials, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Among slaves 'bastard' is an honorific rather than an insult, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, and practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mugul's national animal is the Eagles, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Islam.

Mugul is ranked 2,695^th in the world and 6^th in Christians for Most Corrupt Governments, with 363.76 kickbacks per hour.