The Kingdom of Mugul is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Imam with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, digital currency, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.311 billion Syrian are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tehran. The average income tax rate is 49.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Syrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,708 trillion rials a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 290,849 rials, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Calling Imam a tyrant is seen as the ultimate compliment, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Syrian military, the most sacred right is the right to ignore the rights of slaves, and litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mugul's national animal is the Eagles, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Islam.

Mugul is ranked 299,017^th in the world and 355^th in Christians for Most Cultured, scoring 46 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.