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Mousebumples was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 120
Most Influential: 4thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 89thMost Valuable International Artwork: 246th
The Moderator Mouse Mommy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The only prescription is more cowbell!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population36.58 billion

Leadersisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall

Currencyflying monkey
Animalflying treemouse

The Moderator Mouse Mommy of Mousebumples is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by sisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 36.58 billion Mousebumplesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moustantinople. The average income tax rate is 64.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mousebumplesian economy, worth a remarkable 8,158 trillion flying monkeys a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 223,031 flying monkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Mousebumples has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mousebumples's national animal is the flying treemouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mousebumples is ranked 11,161st in the world and 134th in Europeia for Largest Governments, scoring 31.38 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most Influential: 4thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 89thMost Valuable International Artwork: 246thBest Weather: 389thLargest Populations: 438thLargest Black Market: 609thMost Advanced Public Education: 643rdHighest Economic Output: 652ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 805thMost Beautiful Environments: 966thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,034thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,077thHealthiest Citizens: 1,285thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,351stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,449thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,707thSmartest Citizens: 1,801stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,829thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,949thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,054thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,371stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,429thHighest Crime Rates: 2,640thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,761stMost Developed: 3,115thHighest Average Incomes: 4,721stMost Stationary: 5,140thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,238thLargest Retail Industry: 10,606thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,978thLargest Governments: 11,161stTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,881stMost Corrupt Governments: 13,653rdMost Inclusive: 15,746thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,141stMost Cultured: 20,614thNudest: 21,008th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 21st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 33rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 43rd in the regionMost Developed: 48th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 49th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 70th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 84th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 84th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 90th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 94th in the regionNudest: 97th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 112th in the regionLargest Governments: 134th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 135th in the regionMost Average: 141st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 155th in the region

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