Most Influential: 178thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,383rdBest Weather: 2,427th
The Supreme Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Nobility is being superior to one's former self
Kalendorf
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Woodleland

Population10.448 billion

CapitalChristmas
LeaderKalendorf
FaithSocratian Enlightenment

CurrencyFaulkner
AnimalOwl

The Supreme Empire of Woodleland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kalendorf with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.448 billion Woodlelandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christmas. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Woodlelandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,709 trillion Faulkners a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 163,600 Faulkners, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woodleland's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Socratian Enlightenment.

Woodleland is ranked 269,945th in the world and 972nd in Europeia for Most Avoided, scoring 0.45 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Influential: 178thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,383rdBest Weather: 2,427thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,757thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,763rdMost Inclusive: 2,891stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,947thHealthiest Citizens: 2,984thHighest Food Quality: 3,196thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,252ndNicest Citizens: 3,365thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,402ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,465thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,512thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,059thMost Pacifist: 4,266thMost Developed: 4,488thSafest: 5,102ndSmartest Citizens: 5,117thLowest Crime Rates: 5,699thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,842ndMost Cultured: 5,933rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,849thMost Efficient Economies: 8,596thLargest Governments: 10,171stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,698thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,750thHighest Economic Output: 11,743rdMost Stationary: 12,408thMost Secular: 12,591stHighest Average Incomes: 12,668thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,927thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,992ndMost Subsidized Industry: 13,534thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 17,625thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,047thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,579thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,646th
Top
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 27th in the regionMost Influential: 29th in the regionBest Weather: 40th in the regionMost Inclusive: 41st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 46th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 48th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 49th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 49th in the regionNicest Citizens: 49th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 53rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Stationary: 54th in the regionMost Developed: 56th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 56th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 61st in the regionSafest: 61st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 62nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 67th in the regionMost Cultured: 69th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 87th in the regionMost Secular: 87th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 89th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 93rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 97th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 102nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Woodleland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Woodleland was endorsed by The Construction Zone of Land of Bobtopia.
  • : Woodleland lost the endorsement of The Construction Zone of Land of Bobtopia.
  • : Woodleland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Woodleland, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
  • : Following new legislation in Woodleland, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • : Following new legislation in Woodleland, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts.
  • : Following new legislation in Woodleland, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Woodleland, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
  • : Woodleland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular and Most Advanced Public Education.

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