Most Subsidized Industry: 337thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 404thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 792nd
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Geektopia

Population7.984 billion

CapitalMordecai
LeaderJagino Zuperedosno
FaithMath

Currencycryptos
Animalyellow-billed swan

The Awkward Adages of Geektopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jagino Zuperedosno with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.984 billion Kwandoites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordecai. The average income tax rate is 88.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Geektopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,289 trillion cryptos a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 286,812 cryptos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

"Jagino Zuperedosno got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', the carcasses of double-deckers can be found littering high streets all around the country, and the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geektopia's national animal is the yellow-billed swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Math.

Geektopia is ranked 1,753rd in the world and 7th in Europeia for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 30,193.17 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 337thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 404thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 792ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 804thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,344thMost Influential: 1,345thLargest Black Market: 1,348thMost Devout: 1,700thLargest Retail Industry: 1,753rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,892ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,472ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,623rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,657thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,713thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,142ndMost Avoided: 3,940thLargest Mining Sector: 4,115thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,318thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,525thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,768thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,846thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,998thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,893rdRudest Citizens: 6,893rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,918thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,180thNudest: 7,231stLargest Governments: 7,683rdHighest Economic Output: 8,254thLowest Crime Rates: 9,567thMost Developed: 9,849thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,111thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,648thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,217thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 13,492ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,365thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,655thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,601stMost Cultured: 21,827thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,900thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,015thMost Conservative: 25,602nd
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Devout: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionNudest: 23rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 35th in the regionRudest Citizens: 46th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 53rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 57th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 59th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 64th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 68th in the regionMost Conservative: 70th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 70th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 71st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 74th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 78th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 78th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 81st in the regionFattest Citizens: 81st in the regionMost Influential: 90th in the regionLargest Governments: 93rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 95th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 98th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 98th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, the carcasses of double-deckers can be found littering high streets all around the country.
  • : Geektopia endorsed The Socialist Empire of Tsiamuns Velleniouss.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Geektopia was endorsed by The Socialist Empire of Tsiamuns Velleniouss.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, "Jagino Zuperedosno got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers.

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