The Federal Republic of Brasir is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by General Monaco with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.132 billion Spürdos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spürdonopollis. The average income tax rate is 26.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spürdo economy, worth a remarkable 7,158 trillion Fügs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 417,832 Fügs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, former public radio talk pundits are being deployed to front line war zones, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, and General Monaco is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Brasir's national animal is the Spürdo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Brasir is ranked 396^th in the world and 1^st in Fifth Empire for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 15,141.85 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.