Rudest Citizens: 211thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 263rdHighest Crime Rates: 282nd
The Self-Administrative City of
Proudly Urban, Unashamedly Rural
Founder / WA Delegate / Philosopher-Queen
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population12.67 billion

LeaderMayor Saffron Howard AM


The Self-Administrative City of Tinhampton is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mayor Saffron Howard AM with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, aversion to nipples, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.67 billion Tinhamptonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinhampton. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tinhamptonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,776 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 298,084 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Billions of dollars are being blown on orbital weapons development, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, and parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tinhampton's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tinhampton is ranked 3,935th in the world and 1st in Sophia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 604.3 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Rudest Citizens: 211thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 263rdHighest Crime Rates: 282ndMost Armed: 327thFattest Citizens: 407thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 425thMost Avoided: 444thLargest Retail Industry: 604thHighest Disposable Incomes: 678thMost Valuable International Artwork: 726thMost Rebellious Youth: 782ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 819thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 853rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 896thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 972ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,166thHighest Drug Use: 1,626thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,631stHighest Average Incomes: 2,349thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,361stLargest Mining Sector: 2,526thMost Cultured: 2,634thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,818thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,937thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,945thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,166thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,908thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,935thMost Influential: 3,966thHighest Economic Output: 4,135thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,715thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,946thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,695thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,842ndSmartest Citizens: 7,178thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,891stMost Inclusive: 8,811thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,143rdNudest: 9,606thLargest Black Market: 10,417thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 13,759thLargest Governments: 16,175thMost Secular: 20,881stMost Politically Free: 24,472ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25,548thLargest Populations: 25,759thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,875th
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the region

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