The Holy Empire of MY Holiness is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by PAPAS O 'IORGIOU with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.254 billion Holinessians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holy Stratokratousa. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Holinessian economy, worth a remarkable 1,189 trillion Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 164,006 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, citizens are bleary-eyed after staying up all night with a good book (MY Holiness has found 5 easter eggs), and suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MY Holiness's national animal is the Holy Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Faith of The Chosen One.

MY Holiness is ranked 147,558^th in the world and 233^rd in Aeternum for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,111.35 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.