The Holy Empire of Ggot is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Surkho Korgay with an iron fist, and notable for its conspicuous electricity pylons, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.648 billion Ggotians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Narping-dosí-Miravill. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ggotian economy, worth 716 trillion karmas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,101 karmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is on the side of working people (like CEOs, bankers and billionaires), popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security", one little fight can find you movin' to be the fresh prince of Ilba, and the black market offers sweet deals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ggot's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Archaiososliontariiothias.

Ggot is ranked 1,231^st in the world and 2^nd in Aeternum for Safest, scoring 153.35 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.