The Grand Commonwealth of Euterpee is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Marble Lady Ester Alexandra II with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.961 billion Euterpeeans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Penelope - Αγία Πηνελόπη. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Euterpeean economy, worth 337 trillion Euterpeenian Franks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 172,259 Euterpeenian Franks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,014,453 per year while the poor average 13,597, a ratio of 74.6 to 1.

Entomologists flock to Saint Penelope - Αγία Πηνελόπη for its remarkable gadfly population, the nation is now proudly cholera-free, betting ads have replaced the national anthem at the start of sports matches, and mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euterpee's national animal is the Indigo Orca, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Euterpee is ranked 88,055^th in the world and 172^nd in Aeternum for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,657.82 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.