The Holy Technate of Watemya Islands is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by THE CENTRAL ADMINISTRATION UNIT HARMONIA with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.252 billion Watemyans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazenburg. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Watemyan economy, worth 558 trillion Orts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 171,684 Orts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

New religious sects are squashed immediately by the government, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts, employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers, and old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Watemya Islands's national animal is the Beawer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is HARMONIANISM.

Watemya Islands is ranked 52,940^th in the world and 42^nd in Aeternum for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 19,474.49 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.