The Rogue Nation of Evil Tinhampton is a small, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 40 million Evil Tinhamptonians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The struggling Evil Tinhamptonian economy, worth 674 billion Evil Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 16,853 Evil Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and most academic research has ground to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Tinhampton's national animal is the Evil Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evil Tinhampton is ranked 236,174^th in the world and 492^nd in Aeternum for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2.68 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.