The Republic of Randperland is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.184 billion Randperis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Randnamby. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Randperlandian economy, worth 505 trillion Randperland Pounds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,732 Randperland Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Guilt tripped foreigners heavily dictate child hunger in Randperland, Blackacrean security services are wondering why Leader is so fond of the numbers 6, 7 and 9, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, and restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Randperland. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Randperland's national animal is the Cod, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Randperland is ranked 7,768^th in the world and 6^th in Aeternum for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,569.93 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.